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May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open...
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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
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We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #9175
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only...
Quote #7006
Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Quote #18795
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #16637
Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
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The evening of a well spent life brings its lamps with it.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...