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If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
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Before the gates of excellence the high gods have placed sweat long is the...
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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
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The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don’t define them,...
Samuel Johnson

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We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship formed. As in filling a vessel...
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough...
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The world moves, and ideas that were once good are not always good.
Robert Louis Stephenson

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Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that...
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