Quote #19379
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #5418
And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
Quote #1820
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.
Quote #19311
All men think all men are mortal but themselves.
Quote #3234
That Jim Brown. He says he isn’t Superman. What he really means is that...
Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #7076
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...
Quote #14368
It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a...
Quote #5325
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.
Quote #7908
Round numbers are always false.