Quote #15638
Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn’t they’d be married...
Quote #19376
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #4448
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Quote #18182
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen...
Quote #8610
Time discovers truth.
Quote #7301
It’s odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your...
Quote #5561
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead therefore we must...
Quote #18884
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #6026
They talk most who have the least to say.
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...