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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a...
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Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
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The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on...
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A string of excited, fugitive, miscellaneous pleasures is not happiness happiness resides in imaginative...
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A statesman is a politician who places himself at the service of the nation....
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So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
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All created beings are unmanifest in their beginning, manifest in their interim state, and...
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When Paul went to the Jew first, it was not because it seemed that...
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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.