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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Titus Maccius Plautus

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A word to the wise is enough.
Henry Wallace

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The century which we are entering can be and must be the century of...
Cicero

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The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.
C.A.R. Hoare

Quote #8528

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There are two ways of constructing a software design One way is to make...
Paul Aubuchon

Quote #10260

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Every one in a crowd has the power to throw dirt nine out of...
Doug Larson

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it...
Garry Shandling

Quote #21445

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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #472

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Quote #5641

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The time to reapir the roof is when the sun is shining.
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