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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13886

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Pam Brown

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Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only...
Judy Garland

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Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone...
Barbra Streisand

Quote #17810

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A human being is only interesting if he’s in contact with himself. I learned...
Robert Brault

Quote #11204

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Count no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share...
Laurence J. Peter

Quote #3646

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.
Nelson Mendela

Quote #3368

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We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe...
Jules Feiffer

Quote #12933

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I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn’t poor,...
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7480

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is much pleasure ot be gained from useless knowledge.
Marcus Terentius Varro

Quote #21723

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
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