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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #13278
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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The only thing that you can carry with you on your travels Is your...
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While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It...
Quote #14367
I want a busy life, a just mind, and a timely death.
Quote #17908
Friendship is the allay of our sorrows, the ease of our passions, the discharge...
Quote #143
You must keep sending work out you must never let a manuscript do nothing...
Quote #830
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and...
Quote #13686
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...