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On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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I once said, We will bury you, and I got into trouble with it....
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Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
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Few sinners are saved after the fiirst twenty minutes of a sermon.
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When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
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All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...