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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes...
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See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the...
Quote #21412
An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where...
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Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
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When you’re the victim of the behavior, it’s black and white when you’re the...
Quote #3326
Each life makes its own immitation of immortality.