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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Life is the only real counselor wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become...
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch...
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To one extent, if you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.
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The saddest life is that of a political aspirant under democracy. His failure is...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care Of whom...
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If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don’t teach...
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The artist should be a seeing-eye dog for a myopic civilization.
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If there were no God, it would be necessary to invent him.