Quote #20602
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #9070
It is the final proof of God’s omnipotence that he need not exist in...
Quote #17300
There is only one real deprivation, I decided this morning, and that is not...
Quote #15282
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #20810
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Quote #2118
Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health everything unconditional belongs...
Quote #262
Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can complel the proper meshing of the huge...
Quote #11202
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...