Quote #16488
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #1580
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #6301
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #206
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold...
Quote #6899
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
Quote #3139
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...
Quote #21704
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal that...
Quote #21131
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
Quote #9123
If you must play, decide on three things at the start the rules of...