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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Lucretius

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Nothing can be created from nothing.
Jimmy Townsend

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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
David Brin

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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts...
Alexis Carrel

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To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road...
Sidney Lanier

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Music is Love in search of a word.
Bhagavad Gita

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Knowledge, the object of knowledge and the knower are the three factors which motivate...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13863

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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
Henry Louis Mencken

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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail if it...
Alfred North Whitehead

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Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
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