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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13766

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was a father in a waiting room, and the nurse came out...
Ted Walters

Quote #18725

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Be bold and the mighty will follow.
Edward Chilton

Quote #19893

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I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #569

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Emil Wiechert

Quote #18976

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So far as modern science is concerned, we have to abandon completely the idea...
Ben Stein

Quote #5013

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The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is...
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7556

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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
Alfred North Whitehead

Quote #18940

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Almost all really new ideas have a certain aspect of foolishness when they are...
Henry Bessemer

Quote #10779

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I had an immense advantage over many others dealing with the problem inasmuch as...
The Talmud

Quote #17890

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath.
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