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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
Boris Marshalov

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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
George Orwell

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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before...
German proverb

Quote #2660

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God gives the nuts but he does not crack them.
Malcolm Muggeridge

Quote #9498

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Surely the glory of journalism is its transience.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother tomorrow.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9292

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In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
Saadi

Quote #17219

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
Srully D. Blotnick

Quote #10967

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What looks like a loss may be the very event which is subsequently responsible...
Mark Twain

Quote #1686

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
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