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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13783

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells...
Woody Allen

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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Bill Lyon

Quote #20779

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If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Aesop

Quote #5495

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
Juvenal

Quote #14644

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Be gentle with the young.
John Maynard Keynes

Quote #14782

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from...
Lenny Bruce

Quote #11366

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
David Starr Jordan

Quote #14589

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9275

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I...
Confucius

Quote #1251

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What is the sound of one hand clapping
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