Quote #15575
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...
Quote #1228
Silence is a friend who will never betray.
Quote #13667
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #8722
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Quote #20898
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #15206
If you don’t go far enough back in memory or far enough ahead in...
Quote #7151
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Quote #20404
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Quote #7309
The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that...