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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Menander

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It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Abraham Lincoln

Quote #2457

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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #521

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A man is related to all nature.
Confucius

Quote #1290

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Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4351

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You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
Alan Bleasdale

Quote #10956

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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay...
John Tyndall

Quote #18177

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Life is a wave, which in no two consecutive moments of its existence is...
Jane Wagner

Quote #18671

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Will Rogers

Quote #3464

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I bet you if I had met him Trotsky and had a chat with...
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