Quote #2901
Everything that can be invented, has been invented.
Quote #4371
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #15141
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quote #8545
Liesure without books is death, and burial of a man alive.
Quote #8088
…it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods...
Quote #8754
A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Quote #18274
(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
Quote #3271
If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Quote #6821
It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.