Quote #797
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #9010
There is no such thing as a solitary Christian.
Quote #20187
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #13826
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #16374
Money will come when you are doing the right thing.
Quote #13700
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #16248
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #1767
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
Quote #1827
What is a friend A single soul dwelling in two bodies.