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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13659

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I need to get away,” I just get away in my mind. I...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Aristophanes

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Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
Joyce A. Myers

Quote #15924

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A 2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere.
Heywood

Quote #11302

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins.
Frank Zappa

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Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #681

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Every sweet has its sour every evil its good.
Joseph Addison

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Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men but their wisdom...
Vince Lombardi

Quote #1390

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that...
Jack Benny

Quote #4374

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
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