Quote #14226
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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Noise is the most impertinent of all forms of interruption. It is not only...
Quote #535
Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Quote #11605
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
Quote #11799
Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Quote #13666
Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
Quote #3681
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am...
Quote #10048
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
Quote #3573
Richard Okay… seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and… I...
Quote #19821
A happy life consists in tranquillity of mind.