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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13839

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
Will Rogers

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
John Irving

Quote #14434

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To each other, we were as normal and nice as the smell of bread....
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15792

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children’s playthings are not sports and should be deemed as their most serious actions.
Rita Mae Brown

Quote #11335

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than no inspiration at all.
Akhenaton

Quote #9938

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
True wisdom is less presuming than folly. The wise man doubteth often, and changeth...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #365

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A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Quote #15255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
Woody Allen

Quote #2300

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Or what’s worse, what...
Virginia Kelley

Quote #20659

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit – and to...
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