Quote #2000
We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan and a widower...
Quote #18444
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #18022
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get...
Quote #21660
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #14190
Freedom is the opportunity to make decisions…
Quote #15218
Better late than never.
Quote #12798
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
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If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Quote #18599
All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.