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Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot...
Quote #3402
Words, as is well known, are great foes of reality.
Quote #4460
The politician is … trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #7095
The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.
Quote #1188
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Quote #3976
I would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.
Quote #20457
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #13865
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #9737
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.