Quote #19775
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Quote #19904
So if it seems that some of what I’ll have to say in the...
Quote #6932
The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #5171
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when...
Quote #1481
More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies.
Quote #10976
I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...
Quote #11080
Don’t cling to fame. You’re just borrowing it. It’s like money. You’re going to...
Quote #13755
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #13884
If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...