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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Slogan of the Free Speech Movement, 1964.

Quote #6147

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
P.L. Berger

Quote #10697

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to...
Elie Wiesel

Quote #18973

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20260

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Age does not make us childish, as some say it only finds us true...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #488

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Edward Chilton

Quote #19893

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Anon.

Quote #3231

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Jane Wagner

Quote #18673

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7938

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I...
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