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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #7162
Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them.
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Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #17944
There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it...
Quote #13921
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About...
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There is only one boss the customer. And he can fire everybody in the...
Quote #8546
The hour which gives us life begins to take it away. – Hercules Furens
Quote #4667
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Quote #10990
When we hold back on life, life holds us back.