Quote #20767
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #20861
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Quote #4906
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Quote #9083
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a...
Quote #7287
Time extracts various values from a painter’s work. When these values are exhausted the...
Quote #1465
The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
Quote #10092
Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how...
Quote #5706
We read that we ought to forgive our enemies but we do not read...
Quote #6172
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Quote #19116
The man who didn’t want his wife to work has been succeeded by the...