Quote #13668
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
Quote #4327
Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.
Quote #18431
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Quote #10846
It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to...
Quote #16258
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #10163
All good men are happy when they choose to be their own authors. Those...
Quote #1738
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...
Quote #6164
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #5231
Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...