Quote #10747
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
Quote #8912
First they came for the Communists but I was not a Communist so I...
Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #13468
Opportunity knocks at the strangest times, It’s not the time that matters But how...
Quote #13816
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
Quote #4605
The good and the wise lead quiet lives.
Quote #5040
A new question has arisen in modern man’s mind, the question, namely, whether life...
Quote #20325
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #6282
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.
Quote #12781
Nothing sets a person so much out of the devil’s reach as humility.