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No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we...
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Where fear is present, wisdom cannot be.
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If all mankind minus one were of one opinion, mankind would be no more...
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The student who invades an administration building, roughs up a dean, rifles the files...
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There was a time when the reader of an unexciting newspaper would remark, ‘How...
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A man cannot do good before he is made good.
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Your mind must always go, even while you’re shaking hands and going through all...