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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
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High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13901

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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
J. Deville

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Samuel Butler

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Every man’s work, whether it be literature or music or pictures or architecture or...
Barbra Streisand

Quote #17810

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A human being is only interesting if he’s in contact with himself. I learned...
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Quote #987

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Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.
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Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with...
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Quote #19999

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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
H.L. Mencken

Quote #41

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
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