Quote #4160
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Quote #8188
The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
Quote #309
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #13730
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #5293
Life is a tale told by an idiot — full of sound and fury,...
Quote #11381
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts being...
Quote #20139
Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
Quote #9857
That the said Constitution shall never be construed to authorize Congress to infringe the...
Quote #12089
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #11591
Once in the racket you’re always in it.