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If you must hold yourself up to your children, hold yourself up as an...
Quote #1569
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s...
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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies...
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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
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One of the things that makes God different from people is that God is...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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Insist on yourself never imitate… Every great man is unique.
Quote #841
One forgives to the degree that one loves.