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At any given point of time, you are exactly what you wanted to be.
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If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my...
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Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
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When the light has sharply faded And you have lost your way Let another’s...
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...