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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
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A multitude of rulers is not a good thing. Let there be one ruler,...
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
Hume Cronyn

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The whole business of marshaling one’s energies becomes more and more important as one...
Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Quote #19007

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To love one’s self is the beginning of a life-long romance.
Luke 962 Bible

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And Jesus said unto him, ‘No man, having put his hand to the plough,...
Diane Ackerman

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Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals...
William Shakespeare

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As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their...
e e cummings

Quote #12255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Willa Carter

Quote #11664

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
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