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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you make ships in a bottle, I bet the thing that really makes...
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It was an interesting experience being metropolitan editor of the Times , in precisely...
Joseph Conrad

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It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted...
Hans Margolius

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Only in quiet waters do things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind...
William Shakespeare

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Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
Chilo

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Prefer loss to the wealth of dishonest gain the former vexes you for a...
Bobcat Goldthwaite

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America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
Pete Rose

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I’ve never looked forward to a birthday like I’m looking forward to my new...
Douglas Noel Adams

Quote #9795

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Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had...
Marie Louise De La Ramee

Quote #16841

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Could we see when and where we are to meet again, we would be...
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