Quote #11510
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Quote #6873
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #16744
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running...
Quote #10148
Three things are necessary for the salvation of man to know what he ought...
Quote #13622
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Quote #4805
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live...
Quote #5076
This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
Quote #2753
When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.
Quote #9403
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then...
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.