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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13792

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Robert Byrne

Quote #5223

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Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Aretha Franklin

Quote #13120

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I always felt rock and roll was very, very wholesome music.
Clifton Fadiman

Quote #20185

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One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Mark Twain

Quote #1682

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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7511

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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Quote #5639

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The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of...
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #436

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What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Quote #11825

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Dogmatism does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought.
Samuel Beckett

Quote #10616

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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