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You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist...
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Let those who think I have said too little and those who think I...
Quote #18385
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #12563
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne’er succeed.
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A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man...
Quote #18351
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
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The only religious way to think of death is as a part and parcel...
Quote #5361
Since Cleopatra died, I have liv’d in such dishonour that the gods Detest my...