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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Benjamin Disraeli

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Youth is a blunder Manhood a struggle Old Age a regret.
William Shakespeare

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No, ’tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all...
May Sarton

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We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
Willie Nelson

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Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
Unknown

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
Kabbalah

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Rhythm is the basis of life, not steady forward progress. The forces of creation,...
Mortimer Adler

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You have to allow a certain amount of time in which you are doing...
Charles Dickens

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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
Roy G. Blount, Jr.

Quote #10983

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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