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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot...
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Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
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It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.
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To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one’s responsibility...
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
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Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his...
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The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Richard Diran

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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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That’s the risk you take if you change that people you’ve been involved with...
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