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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Albert Camus

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How many crimes are committed simply because their authors could not endure being wrong.
Russell Baker

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I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it...
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

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Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Stephen Jay Gould

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The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best – and therefore...
Lauren Bacall

Quote #10397

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You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
Barbara DeAngelis

Quote #10066

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You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Happy Gilmore

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Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
John Gay

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The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
Kenneth Hildebrand

Quote #14190

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Freedom is the opportunity to make decisions…
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