Quote #19262
I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
Quote #3426
We have the best Congress money can buy.
Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #13501
It is suggested that, in domestic violence at least, the presence or absence of...
Quote #15393
The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting...
Quote #12673
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
Quote #12060
There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
Quote #14034
All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion...
Quote #14726
Remember that lost time does not return.
Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.