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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Will Rogers

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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Hugo Von Hofmannsthal

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To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.
Titus Maccius Plautus

Quote #21027

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What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.
Germaine Greer

Quote #13500

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Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
Ron Wild

Quote #18992

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Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5437

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And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
Henry David Thoreau

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I do not wish to kill nor to be killed, but I can foresee...
Hesketh Pearson

Quote #21114

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Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Lizzy Gardiner

Quote #13216

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...
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