Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13852 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Will Rogers Quote #3451 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Hugo Von Hofmannsthal Quote #20559 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.
Titus Maccius Plautus Quote #21027 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 What is yours is mine, and all mine is yours.
Germaine Greer Quote #13500 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves.
Ron Wild Quote #18992 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes...
William Shakespeare Quote #5437 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us...
Henry David Thoreau Quote #4747 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I do not wish to kill nor to be killed, but I can foresee...
Hesketh Pearson Quote #21114 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Lizzy Gardiner Quote #13216 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I was looking for an American symbol. A Coca-Cola bottle or a Mickey Mouse...