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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a boxing referee, it’s probably illegal to wear a bow tie that...
B. J. Gupta

Quote #13560

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Dan Bellack

Quote #19633

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life is too short for traffic.
Maya Angelou

Quote #8937

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
Lily Yeamans

Quote #19284

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Lillian Smith

Quote #17583

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
Gore Vidal

Quote #3718

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
John Lennon

Quote #2200

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let...
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #227

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in...
Dan Quayle

Quote #21200

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
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