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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13904

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
The Talmud

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The deeper the sorrow the less tongue it hath.
William Ralph Inge

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The happiest people seem to be Those who have no particular cause for being...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7017

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Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
Emily Dickinson

Quote #2764

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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the...
Mark Twain

Quote #1733

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and...
Joe Theismann

Quote #9496

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The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman...
Unknown

Quote #18422

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5399

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Beware the ides of March.
Calvin Coolidge

Quote #7146

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
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