Quote #13070
A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big...
Quote #17082
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.
Quote #21629
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #14425
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #15773
To philosophize is to doubt.
Quote #20820
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
Quote #2212
They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a...
Quote #2178
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #118
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.